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So, my birthday by datolli2007-10-02 15:57:41
  Clutterscope tracking... by sgrunt2007-10-09 10:46:54
    Target acquired; preparing to launch ICBM by sgrunt 2007-10-09 10:47:13
Opening Silo C

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        \        R       \ \ \               \
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Silo Doors Opening
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       \    E       \         \ \           \
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Silo Doors Open, Loading ICBM
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Internet Clutter Ballistic Missile Loaded - LAUNCHING


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Target Acquired

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Mission Accomplished

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Thanks to Jeff_UK and shandrake for inspiration
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