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Oh, fine, then..... by JaR 2007-05-16 15:42:36
It was a dark and stormy night...

What?

Grrr...

I was born a poor black child...

Eh?

Oh, fer cryin' out loud!Wouldja believe...

Call me Ishmael...

Alright, alright!

Boy, try and have a little fun around here.

Once Upon A Time
there was a poor IT geek slaving for his bread and gruel in a tiny and much neglected city in the fiefdom of WA in the Great Union of Leftpondia.
The masters of the geek's dungeon were cruel and many. It was widely known and marveled upon the the geek's lords were as children, playing happily in the fields of ether, and giggling as they pulled the metaphorical wings from the hapless computers carefully and lovingly crafted and brought on-line by the geek, then entrusted to their clumsy proclivities.
To escape the morass of his own misfortune, the lonely geek would oft point browser to UF, and dwell for a happy time, with others who share his travails and joys.
Content to mostly lurk, he seldom climbs from the rafters to post, but when he does, it is with an ineffable wisdom.*cough*

But I digress.

Hi! My name is JaR, and I'm an alch...

LOLOLOOLOL! I'll try again another day. I can't get serious with all the clutter in here anyway!

Ya know, my mom always tried to get me to write a diary...
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