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The Magic 8-Ball Thread. by ShadowSystems2022-02-03 02:24:13
  21. All of the above. by firehawk2022-02-03 13:24:28
    The official answer is as follows... by ShadowSystems2022-02-03 13:36:28
      Brains by firehawk2022-02-03 15:55:46
        *Chases after the zombie* by ShadowSystems2022-02-03 16:24:55
          *ignores the "burrito"* by firehawk2022-02-03 16:49:55
            *Shoves the zombie* by ShadowSystems2022-02-03 18:12:53
              (automated message) by firehawk2022-02-03 18:54:21
                *Glues the zombie back together with by ShadowSystems 2022-02-03 20:49:33
a paste of eggs & cheese*
*Sculpts the paste into a vaguely Humanoid shape*
*Gives the form an elephant style trunk for a nose, an octopus tentacle for a Friday!, and bumble bee wings around the ears*
*Inserts a pair of coconut halves over where the nipples should be, and nipples where the elbows should go*
*Sculpts "hair" that looks like something a zombie-cat might have hjorked up after trying to injest a rabbid, rickets-infested, mutant poodle*
*Ties the zombie's fingers & toes together*
*Runs away before reality figures out WTF I've done this time*
[ Reply ]
                  *melts* by firehawk2022-02-03 21:28:44
                    *Attaches a sticker to your dimension* by ShadowSystems2022-02-03 22:04:35

 

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