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Dear Target dot com. by ShadowSystems2014-07-12 02:56:11
  Round 2: Another attempt. Another Target Fail. by ShadowSystems2014-07-12 16:05:49
    Ironic thing about target: by RetiQlum22014-07-12 16:47:55
      There's a perfectly good reason for that... by ShadowSystems 2014-07-12 17:35:18
Too many of their own employees would start shooting at the store, much less all the customers they've p4ed off.
*Chortle*

They claim to be a "Family Friendly" store that refuses to sell porn, guns, or anything their Religious OverLords object to.
Yet walk down the toy aisle and you'll find stuff dedicated to wanton slaughter, destruction, and political mayhem.
Or were those bandoleers of fake grenades, guns, swords, and Guy Falks masks just my imagination?
*Cough*

Yeah, they may not sell "real" guns to adults, but they'll happily sell fake ones to kids.
Or swords, or grenades, or realistic looking squirt guns, or Nerf guns, or costumes of soldiers, bimbos, and notorious political dissadents.
*Snorts*

The *only* reason I'm even bothering to shop there is because I have a Gift Card.
Otherwise, I haven't darkened their doors in years.
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