*crams one side up each nostril*
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A.J.'s confessional
Original Strip Date:Jul 12, 2003
A.J., Father Boris.
-Frame 1: Father Boris at podium-
Father Boris: You know, A.J. showing such courage has helped me come up here tonight. Hello, my name is father Boris, and I am a spammer.
*collective gasp*
-Frame 2: same-
Father Boris: That's right... I'm the one sending all of those mails selling viagra holy wafers and ... uh ... why are you all looking at me that w--
-Frame 3: AJ in frame, other voices offscreen-
Voice 1: Hurt him! Hurt him! Poke out his naked eyes!
Father Boris: AIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
A.J.: What happened to "love thy neighbour?"
Voice 1: He's no neighbour! He's at least eleven router hops from me! |