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Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2014-07-12 00:00:01
  *Sets out a cookie* by ShadowSystems2014-07-12 02:31:57
    *breaks cookie in half* (Lazy transcription) by firehawk 2014-07-12 06:32:59
*crams one side up each nostril*

-------Transcription starts here-------
A.J.'s confessional
Original Strip Date:Jul 12, 2003
A.J., Father Boris.

-Frame 1: Father Boris at podium-
Father Boris: You know, A.J. showing such courage has helped me come up here tonight. Hello, my name is father Boris, and I am a spammer.
*collective gasp*

-Frame 2: same-
Father Boris: That's right... I'm the one sending all of those mails selling viagra holy wafers and ... uh ... why are you all looking at me that w--

-Frame 3: AJ in frame, other voices offscreen-
Voice 1: Hurt him! Hurt him! Poke out his naked eyes!
Father Boris: AIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
A.J.: What happened to "love thy neighbour?"
Voice 1: He's no neighbour! He's at least eleven router hops from me!
[ Reply ]
      *Gives you another cookie* by ShadowSystems2014-07-12 13:57:26
        *sniffs* Is it a BrainzCookie? by firehawk2014-07-12 14:35:16
          No, but this Brain Inna Jar makes up for it... by ShadowSystems2014-07-12 15:55:01
            *eats jar* by firehawk2014-07-12 19:58:15
              Need a band-aid for that? Bit o'super-glue? (n/t) by wwill2014-07-12 20:12:58
              *Reassembles your brain like a jigsaw puzzle* by ShadowSystems2014-07-12 20:32:22

 

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