| (thick accent) Hello! We are from Microsoft. Your vacuum cleaner got virus, and I call to warn you and help you clean up.
After diagnosing your vacuum cleaner we conclusion that the software protection expired of ur computer. u need to renew the software protection.
(shouting in background heard) YOU NO GET COFFEE! ONLY PEOPLE WHO PRODUCE CAN HAVE COFFEE!
please type don ur name, landline number date of boirth, social security number, military serial number, fishing license number, name of ur last six pets, you favorite telvisin show, ur weight, ur age, your race, ur religion , ur granmother's maiden name, two credit card numbers with compleet billing address and security codes, the last six phone bills, your current motgage rate, the name of the nearest town, how many hmburgers you eat each wk, the color, makr and model of ur car,
(shouting in the background heard) YOU TAKING TOO LONG! HURRY UP!
I just can't bring myself to finish this |