It would set your house on fire, blow the ashes everywhere, then explode in a Blue Scream Of Death.
When you called MS for support, they'd tell you the model of vacuum cleaner you used wasn't compatible with your model of house, and that such cautions, warnings, & disclaimers were clearly described in the EULA that you agreed to the moment you touched the product's unopened box, reconfirmed when you opened the box, & agreed to hold MS harmless/blameless for any damages or deaths that might result from the product's use.
Then they'd tell you to Shut Up And Reboot, buy the proper model 'cleaner for your model house, and to stop whining that you couldn't be bothered to RTFM.
*Click*
*Cough*
Later when you went to your bank to ask for a loan to purchase a new house, they'd inform you that it wouldn't be possible as your accounts (all of them, even the secret ones that weren't under your real name) have been emptied by the charges from MS to cover the out of warranty tech support call.
They'll point out that you authorized said charges when you called them, and that you now owe the bank a six figure amount in OverDraft Fees.
The Home Owner's Insurance will refuse to pay for the home since you used a MS product to clean it, in blatant disregard for the warnings from MS not to do so.
Thus, since your actions were intentional, it counts as Arson & wasn't covered.
Oh, and by the way, those nice Police Officers standing behind you would like to have a word with you about the IP Theft MS claims you engaged in by opening their product packaging without their prior written permission.
*Cough*
"Thank you for purchasing a Microsoft product! We'd like to wish you a long, happy, and productive experience with it, but we both know that'll never happen because we can't code worth a damn. But that's neither here nor there, because you've already bought it, there's No Refunds, and we'll reroute your calls to some Sixth World hell hole call center for Tech Support.
Because we're Microsoft, and you're our B5!"
=-Jp.
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