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ERMAHGERD! I have the greenest lawn on the block! by SnArL2014-05-05 06:46:34
  I share your joy! by Hieraco 2014-05-05 07:22:22
We had the same in our house in Canada. I bought a bag of mixed grass seed (66% crab grass by the look of it) and raked it in my self. I used the Weed and Feed once each spring, and the rest of the time it was fertilized with...human pee.
I cut it when I felt like it, and it wasn't raining.

The neighbours all had the high end sod put down, they had the companies come in and spray the lawn twice a month, they were out every weekend cutting and rolling the lawns.

Not only did we have a damn nice lawn, that showed up on Google Earth as the greenest on the block, but unlike the neighbours, we had time to sit out on the lawn with a whisky and enjoy our yard.
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