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Billions now homeless... by kahuana2014-03-27 15:55:00
  Bloody wonderful by Hieraco2014-03-27 17:46:45
    Short circuit that discussion... by ShadowSystems 2014-03-27 19:26:24
When she starts to mention the fire, off-handedly comment "Yeah, all those hookers without acceptable working platforms."

When mom sputters to a stop to ask WTF, change the subject to how much you like orange juice.
Keep changing the topics faster than she can gather her skirts, then finish the call with a jovial "Anyway, Love Ya. Got to get my tentacles laminated before the bondage party at $RandomRelative's house tonight! See ya there!" and hang up.

*Evil grin*
[ Reply ]
      Any short circuit discussion should include by kahuana2014-03-27 19:51:10
        ...to the nipples! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-27 20:59:31
      My policy when dealing with mama Bates, is by Hieraco2014-03-27 20:58:31
        Even better! by ShadowSystems2014-03-27 21:11:50

 

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