Oh now that's harsh!
...
Seven Pane, B&W weekly comic.
Each pane is of a "pie chart" style graphic, with a person in each third.
Two "Tech Support" folks at the sides, a person on a land line at the bottom of the upside down "Y".
The Left side TechSupport is wearing a Microsoft shirt & employee badge, while the one on the right is similarly done in Dell's get up.
Pane One gives a sound bubble "Ring Ring" coming from the "Customer" third, and "Vrrrring Vrrrring" from the two "TechSupport" sides.
The two techs pick up on the 50th ring.
Pane Two:
<Microsoft Tech Support Droid> Did you try rebooting?
...and at the exact same time...
<Dell Tech Support Droid> Did you reboot?
Pane Three:
<MS Droid looks at Dell Droid, whom glowers back; both in unison> NOT IT!
Pane Four:
<They point their fingers at the other & shout in perfect sinchronicity> It's their fault!
Pane Five:
<Glowering at each other again, arms crossed, noses in the air, chins stuck out, belligerent as possible; still in unison as they turn their backs to each other> We'll fix it in the next revision.
Pane Six:
<Walking away as would a pair of Duelists, turning, jabbing fingers, & shouting together> You broke it!
<turning tail & running away, bawling like a child whom has just had their fingers smashed in a door>
Pane Seven:
<Customer> Dangit, all I wanted to know was what a "BSOD" was...
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