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I've seen something odd about gamers around here: by RetiQlum22014-03-07 16:56:49
  FarThorn, my whirling savage elf cuisinart... by firehawk 2014-03-07 19:54:52
...of half-nekkidness, that ShadowSystems has heard about before, had a dagger in the top of each boot. Through a series of misadventures and hilarious DM cooperation, the rules worked out as such:

She had a bonus just double that needed to offset called shots...if she aimed for the genitals. (IIRC called shot was -4, so she negated that and got an additional +4)

If she aimed for anywhere else on a person, or for anything else anywhere, she got a -4 penalty to hit.

(The core concept of the character is that she was from a xenophobic and long-hidden band of savage elves. Wore only the briefest of animal hide bikinis at the insistence of the party -- she much preferred nekkid -- and thanks to her upbringing, had situational awareness bonus to AC equal to just north of studded leather. Didn't help much with crossbow bolts or unavoidable blows, of course.

She also was able to use two long swords or [because the GM was a Japanophile] katanas that she had taken off invaders and taught herself how to use over the past 10 years. But she was uncomfortable in cities or towns, a la druids, and often got the party in trouble with her complete lack of manners, guile outside combat, or modesty.)
[ Reply ]
    GAH! The dagger bonus/penalty was for throwing. by firehawk2014-03-07 19:56:37
    Was your DM 15 years old, perchance? (n/t) by RetiQlum22014-03-07 20:25:00

 

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