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My friend's son is going to GM for us. by hadji 2014-03-07 07:32:54
This will be his first time out. I want to have a swearing in ceremony. I'm going to get a list of his favorite snacks, have everyone bring something from the list, have him recite the following oath ("Raise your right hand, and place your left hand on the GM guide"), after which we'll all give him our snacks and ask for magic items.

(Any further thoughts, ideas?)

I, <your name>, do whimsically swear:

  1. to uphold rule #1 of gaming, that being to have fun,
  2. to uphold the rules of the game system to the best of my ability, unless they unduly interfere with rule #1,
  3. to strive to be consistent with all rules, unless that unduly interferes with rule #1,
  4. to strive to be fair and impartial with all players,
  5. to refuse any and all bribes for favoritism, even if they include <favorite snack, favorite snack, favorite snack, favorite drink, favorite drink, favorite drink>
  6. and when I violate this rule, to keep all information of such bribes completely and utterly confidential.

[ Reply ]
  "4. to strive to be fair and impartial with all" by rebill2014-03-07 08:04:40
    Consider it added. :-D (n/t) by hadji2014-03-07 08:10:03
      4a. Unless they're being a total tool by basher202014-03-07 08:17:55
        nice deck of YHD RANC cards?? by robertltux2014-03-07 09:11:46
  Sounds good. by RetiQlum22014-03-07 08:11:28
    Not allowed to ask shadowsystems by joecrouse2014-03-07 10:12:14
      One adjustment to that : by Klaranth2014-03-07 12:48:07
      AHA! A Loophole! *POUNCE* =-)p by ShadowSystems2014-03-07 12:48:24
  firmly establish rule 87 by joecrouse2014-03-07 10:13:31
    "except that I probably will anyway." (n/t) by hadji2014-03-07 10:20:20
      because it complies with rule 1 (n/t) by andyz2014-03-07 11:45:45
      Have a look at Skippy's list? (n/t) by Klaranth2014-03-07 12:48:41
    s/87/34/b ... There, FTFY. =-D (n/t) by ShadowSystems2014-03-07 12:50:20
  Always pick Monty Python by imWACC02014-03-07 13:22:35
  7. I do swear to protect my NPCs as i would my own by Hieraco2014-03-07 15:15:43

 

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