My character sheet says I'm human, but I'm schizo, paranoid, and clinicly insane.
One of my multiple personalities is an Elven BattleDancer named Clitacia whom thinks she's the most awesome swordswoman evar.
Another is a Dwarven Swashbuckler with aquaphobia & a penchant for attempting to mate with sea turtles.
Another is supposedly a Halfling Sorcerer whom is both allergic to, and physicly attached to, his invisible rabbit familiar.
Or there's the MindFlayer Cleric of Pelor whom is completely flaming gay, speaks like BigGayAl, and likes to "lay on hands" with all his wriggly bits...
By the time I finish listing all the primary personalities, the GM will be on the floor LHAO, the audience will be in tears, and the other players will be cowering in the corner with weapons leveled at my head in Self Defense.
*Cough*
Then we start playing & the s4 hits the fan!
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