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PSA to anyone calling Reti... by ShadowSystems2014-02-06 10:46:02
  We all know about Reti and phones, don't we? (n/t) by vdp2014-02-06 10:49:57
    Which story is that one? by ShadowSystems2014-02-06 12:14:12
      *sits down beside SS* by wabbit652014-02-06 12:16:04
        Might as well, we aren't going anywhere until you by LongFist2014-02-06 12:16:52
          You guys don't remember that? by RetiQlum22014-02-06 12:26:08
            Oh, I thought there was one about by ShadowSystems2014-02-06 13:50:56
              Well, I don't know how funny this is, but: by RetiQlum2 2014-02-06 14:39:30
A long time ago I saw on AR15.Com a "contest" where you would post a picture of a firearm, extra magazines, a tactical knife and dinner.

Everyone had modern weapons and food that was about as pretty as an MRE.

So I posted mine (well actually I had DR66 post it for me.)

A lovely dinner with venison ossobuco with cranberries and rosemary. I paired it with a rare version of the Winchester Model 94, an antique pistol and a Buck knife in a deerskin sheath. Of course I took the picture in a dining room that contained a table that my father and I had made using oak planks we had sawn in our sawmill 20 years earlier.

They called me a metrosexual.

Let me repeat that: this was a table I had built from trees I had cut down and turned into planks. A deer I had shot. The gun that won the west. An ancient pistol that belonged to a cop in the 20's. A big honking knife.

Somehow that is metrosexual.

I killed an animal, stuck it in a fire and ate it.

That's metrosexual?

Jeezum crow! What do you have to do so those people think I grew up in the country? Carry a club and grunt a lot?
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                No no no, you misunderstand... by ShadowSystems2014-02-06 15:19:57

 

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