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| "Torg, it's a Tontine. Kinda hard to explain..." |
by ShadowSystems |
2014-02-06 14:35:21 |
Torg know tawn-teen.
"Wait, what? How... wait, no. Torg, what do you think is a Tontine?"
It when Party have loot.
Put loot in box.
Nail lid on box.
Bury box in hole.
When Party die, Torg get box.
"Ummm, Torg... What if you're not the last surviving member of the Party?"
Torg not know.
Torg not wait.
Torg kill Party, Torg get box.
"Ahhhh... Torg, that's not how that's supposed to work.
You're supposed to wait for everyone to die of natural causes."
They do.
"How is YOU killing them considered 'Natural Causes'?"
Torg jump out and scream BOO!
They die of heart stoppy.
Heart stoppy happen all the time.
Body show no wound, no proof it Torg.
"Uhhhh... Torg, you're a twisted little b7, you know that?"
Torg not care.
Torg get box.
Torg sell loot.
Torg get money.
Torg keep box.
Torg put money in box.
Torg sleep in money.
"What happens if someone nails the lid on & buries you in it?"
Torg still have money.
"Yeeeesss... But you'd be buried alive in a box!"
Torg not care.
Torg have money.
"Torg, have you ever heard the phrase 'You can't take it with you'?"
Yes.
It lie.
Torg keep money every time.
"Ahhh... That implies you've died before."
Torg die all the time.
Torg keep money.
Torg come back.
Torg find new Party.
Torg make tawn-tine.
Party have loot.
Put loot in box.
Nail lid on box.
Bury box in hole.
When Party die, Torg get box.
"I'm noticing a disturbing pattern here..."
Torg not care.
Torg get rich.
Torg keep box.
Box is comfy.
=-)p
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[ Reply ] |
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Easy to explain | by basher20 | 2014-02-06 15:04:22 |
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*Heavy amused cough* In a nutshell! XD (n/t) | by ShadowSystems | 2014-02-06 16:01:32 |
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