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One more comic: by veran2014-02-06 12:59:11
  Well, I can comprehend the title panel, by tonyz2014-02-06 13:56:34
    Translated: by veran 2014-02-06 14:24:30
1: V: But how nice it was of the man to trade me his car for the chicken. This was just what I needed.
2: V: It is a bit low on power.
Thug: Load your guns! It is heading right for you!
3: Minion: Well, Siggi, I can see it.
Siggi: Fire!
Minion: OK.
4: [Car does handbrake turn, gets shot up real good.]
5: [Crash] V: Hey! I'm not insured for this!
6: Siggi: It flees! Follow it!I want its head on a plate, or somewhere it isn't attached to the body!
7: Minion: Can we go now?
Siggi: NO!
Minion: OK.
8: V: Now is the right time to test the new "anti-something living" guns I have. They aren't out of warranty yet.
9: V: Take that! [gunfire]
10: Siggi: Moan! [crashes into building]
11: [Building collapses]
12: Minion: we're catching him! It! Hahahaha!
13: V: well... ARGH! I forgot about that!
14: [V rear-ends cop car, minions rear end v's car]
15: [other minions rear end the already crashed minion car, fly over it and crashland on V's car] V: Hey! Cheating!
16: V: 52 million?* No problem!

*Bail/incurred damages (in mid-nineties money)
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      :) IGI now, thanks! (n/t) by tonyz2014-02-06 17:56:04

 

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