You've heard the sound of rolling dice as the gods play the game the play, high on the mountain.
You've "seen" the games where twoflower was in play, and the ones where Rincewind, The Lady's favorite champion where used.
Torg is most certainly a hero, one that could change the face of the disc (perhaps by groping one of the elephants) if he was allowed.
The question remains, who's "chess" piece is he? Certainly not fate, or The Lady (he's lucky, but she's got her favorite already). Would you need to listen to them again?
Oh, god no...
I just got a horrible image in my head...
Torg LICKS the luggage.
The luggage licks back.
Torg giggles, having found a NEW BEST FRIEND.
World's most disturbing french kiss. |