*Slow, methodic, grid pattern lines of vacuum path*
*Under every chair, desk, potted plant, water cooler, cabinet, filing cabinet, hat stand, photocopier, paper shredder, fax machine, desk top blotter, desk phone, keyboard, mouse, monitor, desk drawer, candy dish, desk top decoration or toy, everything*
*Vacuums all the food & gunk from all the keyboards, mice, desk chairs, and cubicles until there's not a crumb left anywhere*
*Vacuums the cobwebs off the walls, corners, & ceiling, as well as out of all the duct work*
*Studiously avoids Dust Puppy, making sure to give him safe passage*
*Continues to vacuum the hallway beyond the Board, thus leaving a swath of Clean in my wake*
*All done completely nude*
Dum dee dum, Doo be doo...
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