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Attn: Shadowsystems Re: Torg by Nightwind2014-02-04 06:31:05
  Both. by ShadowSystems 2014-02-04 12:22:42
The Beholder got a "Happy FanGirl Squealing Pounce!", a lick across the eyeballs, and a hoot of "MINE!"
Torg made his Fort & Will Saves, mostly because the DM said "The Beholder takes a -5 from the shock of Torg being a FanGirl... Ewwww!"
=-D

There have been multiple times Torg has done similar routines with dragons.
When it works, the dragon is so shocked & disgusted that Torg ends up wrestling it into submission.
When the tactic didn't work, Torg cries "Bad! Bad Liz-Zard!" and smashes it on the nose.
A dragon's nose is quite sensitive, especially when it's attempting to draw in breath to breath fire, so having it suddenly smashed by a grumpy Orc with more muscle than brains...
Yeah, the backlash (or back BLAST) tends to turn dragons into ICBM's on completely inertia guided arcs.
*Grins*
[ Reply ]
    Any other inaprorate pets? (n/t) by Nightwind2014-02-04 14:42:20
      Too many to list. =-)p by ShadowSystems2014-02-04 15:31:38
        So, Discworld by Nightwind2014-02-04 16:09:54
          He'd be a Hero of Advercia... by ShadowSystems2014-02-04 17:09:21
            She was originaly a volcano goddess by Nightwind2014-02-04 18:42:51
              Oh I know she was... =-) by ShadowSystems2014-02-04 22:06:23
                she'd blow her top by Nightwind2014-02-04 22:34:44

 

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