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Poll for Audio Game : by Klaranth2014-02-03 00:04:03
  Are only male UFies awake today? by Klaranth2014-02-03 06:42:00
    Maintaining an air of feminine mystique (n/t) by hollyberry792014-02-03 06:45:12
      And/or modesty by Sonri2014-02-03 06:59:19
        And don't make it all pink or covered in cutesy by hollyberry792014-02-03 07:04:07
          Agreed by Sonri2014-02-03 07:57:11
            right but due to the inverse armor protectivity by joecrouse2014-02-03 09:12:58
              I once knew a 'female person' (won't say lady) by wwill2014-02-03 10:54:49
                Bravo, old bean. Bravo. (n/t) by TranceWarp2014-02-03 16:25:07
                  That was as "in-house" as I could make it. by wwill2014-02-03 16:58:11
                    Did it helped her learn the lesson she so by Klaranth2014-02-03 17:30:37
                      You know, come to think about it, I never had by wwill 2014-02-03 17:56:17
another bit of trouble out of her after that. Wasn't exactly her friend, but didn't need or particularly want to be. I was her boss, and we did our jobs, and no troubles at all. She even eased off the drinking if I remember right. Never was all that bright a bulb, but she was a clerk and she kept the typewriter going and the forms up to snuff, so she was bright enough, I suppose.

I hadn't really thought much about the aftermath or outcomes, though the Colonel did ask me a couple of pointed questions regarding her a few days later. I told no lies, and he asked no questions that I couldn't tell the truth about, and he didn't want to get too detailed an answers anyway, so we were cool from on high, too.

The bruises went away. I suspect the lesson stuck. I do know one thing.

If I moved too quickly or feinted in her direction, from that day on she blanched and flinched.

Don't see that I mentioned this, by the way. She was a good five inches or so taller than I and out-weighed me by a bit, if it matters....
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