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From the DOOMED AT BIRTH files via /. by robertltux2014-02-03 10:34:43
  Management may love it, but Employees will kill it by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 13:56:34
    Not vandalism, per se, the car will still have all by Klaranth2014-02-03 14:03:15
      Or you'll have the wrench alright... by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 14:53:51
        Then, when the designated victim for this by twixt2014-02-03 15:11:55
          Sugar? Nah, too easy to fix. BLEACH. by wwill2014-02-03 16:07:57
            Duly adopted. Plan modified as desired. :-) (n/t) by twixt2014-02-03 16:32:36
              On the replacement vehicle... by twixt 2014-02-03 16:54:10
Keyless entry system modified such that it is necessary to give the door a good "thump" - sufficient to set off the alarm system - before the doors will unlock.

System set up that the number of thumps increments by one each time the door is opened.


So, the 20th time the officially-designated recipient-of-deviltry needs to get in their car - they have to go through 20 thumps on the car door - with the intrusion system screaming away - before the door will unlock and they can use the vehicle.

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Now we start the power pool - which neighbour will take out the car and/or its owner - and on which cycle?. I say cycle 24 - entry fee is $20 - who else is in? :-)
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