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Poll for Audio Game : by Klaranth2014-02-03 00:04:03
  Female, and it varies by oot2014-02-03 09:29:14
    PS. Above post not suitable for game character by oot2014-02-03 09:37:39
      Even though I'm not an adventurer, when travelling by oot2014-02-03 09:45:13
        I sleep nude. For me, it's the most comfortable. by twixt 2014-02-03 16:26:49
My technology keeps me at my optimum sleep temperature - and deals with sweatiness or whatever.

If I'm in a high-risk part of the universe, there's a level-10 forcefield around the bed and a minimum of three (the number varies randomly) phaser autocannon roaming around outside the forcefield. These have no predictable observation pattern - and are set to vaporize (not stun) anything that attacks the forcefield-protected area. Furthermore, these items are *always* hot - never in standby mode. They get rotated out randomly for reconnection to the power-tap - as needed - and then rotated back in again to resume patrol.

Not to mention the shields around the ship itself - the long-range scanners set to detect anything vectoring towards my position within a light-year - those go without saying.

There is no negotiation in the matter. Those beings stupid enough to commit suicide-by-stupidity are an asset to society - only if removed from the pool of existence. :-)

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