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From the DOOMED AT BIRTH files via /. by robertltux2014-02-03 10:34:43
  Management may love it, but Employees will kill it by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 13:56:34
    Not vandalism, per se, the car will still have all by Klaranth2014-02-03 14:03:15
      Or you'll have the wrench alright... by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 14:53:51
        Then, when the designated victim for this by twixt2014-02-03 15:11:55
          ...on a weekly basis. by ShadowSystems 2014-02-03 16:09:03
Have a randomly chosen day of the week, a randomly chosen bit of deviltry, and make sure to zoom in on the victim's face when they find the results.
Said photos/video will go a long way to improving morale of the rank & file.

Even better if the deviltry can be delivered long distance, for example a catapulted load of Molotov feces into their convertible.
Catapult located in another company's parking lot, behind bushes, where victim's building security can't see, and the catapult's building's security can be bribed to "lose the feed" for a while.
Use water balloons for the first few vollyes, and once the targeting is complete, load in the poop, light the fuse, and pull the lever.

I *definitely* want to see the look on their face when they find their car full of flaming s4.
*Evil giggle*
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            <best Darth Vader imitation> Impressive... (n/t) by twixt2014-02-03 17:15:31

 

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