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From the DOOMED AT BIRTH files via /. by robertltux2014-02-03 10:34:43
  Management may love it, but Employees will kill it by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 13:56:34
    Not vandalism, per se, the car will still have all by Klaranth2014-02-03 14:03:15
      Or you'll have the wrench alright... by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 14:53:51
        Then, when the designated victim for this by twixt2014-02-03 15:11:55
          Sugar? Nah, too easy to fix. BLEACH. by wwill 2014-02-03 16:07:57
Instant corrosion. A couple of litres of bleach in a half a can of gasoline, left in the same place as all the other cans, where the scum-sucker neighbour would steal it just like he had several other cans of gas....

The engine exploded, the bleach had eaten a hole in the side of the pan and several other thing went kablooie at the same time. We heard that thing blow up about four days after the can had been stolen, emptied, and thrown back in the back yard. Caught fire and everything.

Yes, I have a fire extinguisher. No I did not go out and use it on the truck. It was in the middle of the street, well away from any structures or trees, no-one was in it, and the bar-studs needed their truck to --burn-- for the thieving they had been doing.

(No way to tell what had done the dirty deed, either, if it burned to slag.)
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            Duly adopted. Plan modified as desired. :-) (n/t) by twixt2014-02-03 16:32:36
              On the replacement vehicle... by twixt2014-02-03 16:54:10
            Semi-TJ: I was wondering how that had come out. by firehawk2014-02-03 17:27:02
              Didn't mention it before. (n/t) by wwill2014-02-03 17:48:25
                That would be why. ^.^ (n/t) by firehawk2014-02-03 21:20:54

 

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