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From the DOOMED AT BIRTH files via /. | by robertltux | 2014-02-03 10:34:43 |
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Management may love it, but Employees will kill it | by ShadowSystems | 2014-02-03 13:56:34 |
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Not vandalism, per se, the car will still have all | by Klaranth | 2014-02-03 14:03:15 |
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by ShadowSystems |
2014-02-03 14:53:51 |
...but none of the LugNuts required to hold the tires on.
Or all four/five tires will be missing their valve stems, leaving you sitting on tires that require repair before reinflation.
Worse, they'll do both.
Remove the tires, rip out the valve stems, lower the car down on the laid flat tires, and steal the LugNuts.
Now the TowTruck Driver has to jack up each side, refit the tires, hope they've got at least four LN's to spin one per tire, and drag it atop their flat bed wrecker in order to tow you to a repair shop.
Otherwise, you'll have to pay extra for a set of LN's to be delivered first.
Bonus Amusement Points will be awarded when the repair shop finds both the valve stems & LugNuts "hidden" in the trunk.
After they've already charged you a couple of hundred bucks for the repairs.
*Evil chuckle*
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Then, when the designated victim for this | by twixt | 2014-02-03 15:11:55 |
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Sugar? Nah, too easy to fix. BLEACH. | by wwill | 2014-02-03 16:07:57 |
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Duly adopted. Plan modified as desired. :-) (n/t) | by twixt | 2014-02-03 16:32:36 |
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On the replacement vehicle... | by twixt | 2014-02-03 16:54:10 |
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Semi-TJ: I was wondering how that had come out. | by firehawk | 2014-02-03 17:27:02 |
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Didn't mention it before. (n/t) | by wwill | 2014-02-03 17:48:25 |
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That would be why. ^.^ (n/t) | by firehawk | 2014-02-03 21:20:54 |
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...on a weekly basis. | by ShadowSystems | 2014-02-03 16:09:03 |
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<best Darth Vader imitation> Impressive... (n/t) | by twixt | 2014-02-03 17:15:31 |
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Not five tires. Four tires and the steering wheel. (n/t) | by Klaranth | 2014-02-03 17:50:31 |
