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PCI responds to credit card security breaches by Classic_Jon2014-02-03 07:12:05
  What it will take is one successful class action by SSpiffy2014-02-03 09:06:50
    AHAHHAAAAHHAHAA! by firehawk 2014-02-03 09:46:15
Oh wait, you were serious?

What it would be is a ten-year legal mud-pit wrestling contest, ending in either...

a) a settlement with the government where they admit no wrongdoing and simply pay a small portion of one month's profits to make it go away, or simply

b) lose the case, admit no wrongdoing, pay a slightly larger portion of profits, and pretend it never happened.

Either way, they would simply put out a bulls4 statement about security being their highest priority and customers being their number one concern, then go on with business-as-usual, which means half-a3ing everything and screwing everybody for the sake of throwing a few more pennies in the "profit" jar.
[ Reply ]
      Assuming there's a Target left to shop at... by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 12:44:25
        I still shop there by oot2014-02-03 12:50:00
          More optimistic than me, but I agree by firehawk2014-02-03 13:03:10
          Find other stores entirely? by ShadowSystems2014-02-03 14:10:11

 

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