"Hey CJ, yeah, it's Bob over at XYZ Corp.
We've got a question that we couldn't find the answer to in the docs-
(Because we didn't read the docs to find it)
-and we can't seem to figure out how to fix it-
(Because we can't be arsed to try)
-and we'd like you to help find the solution.
Call us back ASAP so we can get past this, ok? Thanks."
*Click*
*Ring Ring*
"Dear Bob.
Since you didn't say what the nature of the problem was, where you encounter it, how you triggered it, if it's recurring or a one time issue, or even any data on how it might possibly be MY responsibility to solve, I'd just like to say that I'll s4 can your trouble ticket for lack of appropriate data, then tell your boss & mine that you're a complete f4 up.
Have a nice day, and I hope you eventually grow a clue."
*Click*
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