*Notices display of doughnuts & devours it like Cookie Monster*
*Races over to the soda fountain, grabs the Diet Pepsi nozzle, & inhales the syrup container empty in a single huge slurp*
*Rolls gleefully in the bacon bits, flinging up clouds of them to make sure I completely "flour" myself, then eat all the remaining bacon bits to clean up the mess*
*Gives you a kiss on the cheek, leaves a shiny money on the bar, & races away squealing like the squirrel in the laser scene from "Over The Hedge"*
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