First you crack half a dozen raw eggs into the ZLFB & seal it.
Freeze the eggs, then let them thaw, refreeze, thaw, and repeat a bazillion times over the next 2~3 months.
By the time Class ends, it'll be rather ripe, rank, & putrid inside that Bag.
At which point, last day of class, on the bus ride home, I slip it into his computer bag, mostly sealed, then "accidently" give the bag a kick as I'm exiting the aisle.
By the time the stench reaches his nose, I'll be halfway across my lawn & nearly safely inside.
I'll just have to wash the egg goo off the house where he throws it after me as I make my escape.
=-)p hahaha |
