"Every time I stand up, it feels like an alien is going to burst forth from my abdomen."
To which hadji replies: "Do you have evidence for this, or is it just a gut feeling?"
Also, my uncle posted this to cheer me up: "that's a good sign! I've gotten two jobs by barfing the day of the interview... the first time was in arizona when the perspective boss was showing me around the campus, and i had to have him pull over so i could heave, and the second time, i was crossing the street, walking to an interview, when a homeless guy started approaching me for money and i suddenly have to heave, and hurled right at him.. he rethought the begging thing.. but i got the job!" |
