That customer is a few miles up alright, and nearly out of oxygen.
They are also:
1. Morbidly Obese, tipping the scales at nearly One Tonne.
2. They worked in a Dental Lab, were about to take some dental x-rays, and are wearing the Lead Apron.
3. They are directly overhead of the MS Tech Support Call Center.
So when they begin to plummet back to Earth, they'll quickly reach Terminal Velocity, and you'll have a lead wrapped 1Tonne Kinetic Energy Gravity Bomb to *really* f4 up your day.
Have a nice day...
What's left of it...
Five... Four... Three... Two... One... BuhBye!
=-D |
