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The oven is not for storage. Period. by retiqlum2 2013-02-21 17:52:53
I can't emphasize this enough.

Not even cookware. In the end you'll wind up turning on the oven and have nowhere to put 40 pounds of 400 degree pots.

But do you know what the 2nd worst* thing to store in the oven is?

Explosives

*The worst thing to store in the oven is your children and pets.

[ Reply ]
  Glad she's not badly hurt by SnappingTurtle2013-02-21 18:25:03
    I was thinking of that the whole way home from wor by retiqlum22013-02-21 18:37:03
      Sounds like a job for MYTHBUSTERS!!! (n/t) by radiowave9112013-02-21 18:41:54
        Sounds like a job for me! by retiqlum22013-02-21 18:53:45
          * dials 911 * by radiowave9112013-02-21 19:54:02
        I think that they already did that one. by Hieraco2013-02-21 19:21:44
          Mythbustersresults.com info by frostbait2013-02-21 20:44:04
    See Mythbusters episode 85. (n/t) by CALL-1982013-02-21 18:43:22
      I don't have it handy: what would I be looking for by retiqlum22013-02-21 18:59:41
        They did an episode on ammunition in an oven. by ChuckAB2013-02-21 19:25:52
  I heard about that on the radio earlier. by radiowave9112013-02-21 18:35:18
    how about... by themadkansan2013-02-21 19:02:01
  The guy whom caused it is Not Guilty?!??? by ShadowSystems2013-02-21 19:23:22
  Also avoid storing cheese graters in the oven. by RedIon2013-02-21 19:33:42
    OK, just asking: did he use oven mitts? by SnappingTurtle2013-02-21 21:29:26
      Maybe he wanted melted shredded cheese? by bwkaz2013-02-21 23:40:54
  There's only ONE thing it's acceptable to store in by McNutcase2013-02-21 22:14:24

 

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