So it's raining? Just roll the windows down & "Drive it like ya stole it!"
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Oh, it's *MOM'S* car, you say?
Ok, then "try" not to do TOO many high-speed "Drift" turns past the cops, M'kay?
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(Singing to the "COPS" theme) F4 F4, Whachya gonna do? Whachya gonna do when the S4's for youuuuu?
F4 F4! Whahya gonna do, whachya gonna do when the S4's for you?
"132 & Gun, I've got her at Bush-point."
XD XD XD
Ok, seriously, just take it slow, leave the windows open a sliver, and take it nice & easy.
Tell Mom that it'll take longer to get there than originally planned due to the lack of any safer means of keeping the windows clear.
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Then, when you're about to pull up into her driveway, intentionally make it an over-the-curb, power-slide, up-on-two-wheels, comical cloud of !WHOMP! as the car slams back down, wild-eyed, wild-haired, heavy breathing, LYMFFAO stop sideways across the lawn.
Get out, slam the door, and hoot "DAYAM That was FUN!"
Then have the car explosively dissassemble itself, the cops show up in multiple squad force, chase copters & news choppers overhead like mosquitos, and a News van burn rubber to a stop as everyone gets out barking commands & questions...
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