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Prayers, thoughts, fuzzies, etc., please | by Radiowave911 | 2012-01-08 14:19:39 |
| (Dons goggles & gloves... |
by ShadowSystems |
2012-01-08 15:59:27 |
Turns my back to the camera for a bit, & the POV pulls back to reveal a Classic 1950's style "Buck Rodger's Spaceship Control" panel with lots of blinky lights, dials, rotary bits, sparking bits, vaccuum tubes, buzzing bits, needles swinging in their gauges, numbers ticking away wildly, and all manner of Official Sciency Bits.
Adjusts some, readjusts others, pulls a knife switch down, slaps another up, spins one Ship's Steerage Wheel one way, spins another the opposite direction, grabs a chain hanging down in a loop & it makes appropriate clanking noises as it moves massive machinery somewhere off screen.
More dials, flipping switches, tapping gauges, examining dials, then looks over at a bank of BlinkenLights.
The equipment makes humming, churning, steam boiler puffing, locomotive chugging, jackhammer, high-speed-drill whine, bicycle "Arooooga!" horn honking, handlebar bell Ching! Ching! noises like a merry calliope of dementia meets Dr Frankenstein.
Wraps a hand around a large Knife Switch, gazes a moment at a light until it turns a bright green, then turns & smiles at the camera.)
<Comedical German "Mad Scientist" voice>
You vant VIBES? Ve haf Vibes to giff you!
</Scientist>
(Pulls the lever, the blades snap into place, & a massive volley of sparks, smoke, & clockwork-explodey noises erupts from everywhere at once as the mechanism eats itself from the Power Output.
Suddenly a little hatch drops open, a tongue-like strip of metal extends from the hole, and spits out a tiny object about the size of your thumb.
Catching it in my hand as the "tongue" retracts, the hatch closes, & the machinery collapses into a twisted, mangled, awesome pile of melting, steaming, smoldering, *scrap*.
Seems unconcerned, and holds up the object to the camera proudly, a mad glimmer in my eyes, & starts to give the Frankenstien line "It's Alive! IT'S Alive! IT'S... AAAALIIIIIIIIVE!" but breaks off in mid-syllable & coughs sheepishly.)
Am not zupposed to be doink zat nicht mehr...
*Giggle*
ZIS! Zis vill be makink her zo VVVERRY VVVerry Hhhappy!
(Hands it over gingerly & points to it as it lies in your palm.
It looks like a Hershey's Kiss wrapped in Royal Purple foil, dusted with bright gold Pixie Dust, & a rainbow ribbon of paper out the top. The paper reads "If you experience an orgasm lasting for more than four (4) hours, please contact a Doctor immediately & discontinue use as it may burn out your bits.")
Zat iz DeSquealinZhokkolaht. It iz zo verry potent, Ja? Let Dain Fraulein licken de zis und she vill be zo verry, VERRY happy, Ja? Ja!
=-)p
*HUGS*
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