But it's NOTHING as wierd as THIS!
(Pulls out a sentient Rainbow Toe Sock from my bellybutton, which promptly begins to sing from various Itallian Opera's in a perfect Angellic Choir of Voices from each of it's Toe Throats.
As it builds in volume, gathering gusto as it progresses, it begins to Break Dance to the music it's singing, then switches to Vogue, Moon Walking, Line Dancing, and the Macerena in rapid succession.
Then, as it begins to try to Strip Tease, I throttle it violently, scream "NOT AGAIN!", and cram it back into my navel where it vanishes with a liquidy SPLORCH.
Clasps both hands over the opening to muffle the echo's of The Voices, until it finally shuts up.
Goes to remove the hands, and slams them back down as the Voices give a final burst; waits, lifts a finger, and smiles as the Voices remain quiet.
Runs hands through my hair, come away with a box of Keebler Fudge Dipped Ghram Cracker Cookies, and smile.)
Wanna cookie?
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