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The Randomizer Trap. | by ShadowSystems | 2011-09-03 06:29:48 |
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*ignores the trap* | by firehawk | 2011-09-03 10:12:39 |
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You trigger the following: | by ShadowSystems | 2011-09-03 14:03:59 |
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Do they auto-regrow? | by firehawk | 2011-09-03 15:02:23 |
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If cared for properly, tomato's grow constantly. | by ShadowSystems | 2011-09-03 17:04:59 |
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Hmm... | by firehawk | 2011-09-03 17:26:12 |
| You trigger the following: |
by ShadowSystems |
2011-09-03 17:53:31 |
The Button depresses itself once again.
It flashes green, clicks, hums, then goes dark.
You now believe you are a 55 year old woman named "Iva BigBooty".
Some of your other beliefs are as follows:
* You are The. Hawttest. Thing. Evar.
* Men want you & women want to be you.
* You are so Filthy, Stinking Rich that you can buy things like *Europe* for no reason other than "I feel like it".
* Your car (a Yugo with 2.46 Million miles on it, held together by duct tape & miracles) is a limo and your Chauffer is merely "on Family Emergency Medical Leave" while his wife gives birth.
* Your home (a 2 room apartment in a bad part of town) is really a Billion dollar Mansion filled with Ancient Relics, Priceless Art, and that you use people like The Pope as your trash boy.
* That various items around your house (like common dish towels from WalMart) are actually things like "The Shroud of Turin"; the "Mr.Coffee" coffee maker is really "The Fountain of Lourdes"; and the wall hanging of fat Elvis is really "a signed self portrait of Jesus".
* That your Cat is really Bast, and sticks around "because I'm cool like dat".
* You never need to shower because you're "too fabulous for dirt!"
Congratulations! Don't use it all in one spot! =-D |
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