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The Randomizer Trap. by ShadowSystems2011-09-03 06:29:48
  *ignores the trap* by firehawk2011-09-03 10:12:39
    You trigger the following: by ShadowSystems 2011-09-03 14:03:59
Dispite NOT having pressed the Button, it glows green, clicks, & hums on it's own in a case of true randomness.
Then it goes dark, and you blink.

You feel infinitely more Intelligent, and things just seem to "make sense" to you now.
Unfortunately, you no longer have the Wisdom to *use* your newfound brains.
(You gained +10 INT, but your WIS dropped to 3.
You know that a tomato is a fruit, but not that it's a bad idea to add it to your fruit salad.)

Congratulations! Don't use it all in one spot! =-D
((As a side note, now all your Zombie Minions know that *YOU* have brains, and will thusly be one *HELL* of a snack!))
[ Reply ]
      Do they auto-regrow? by firehawk2011-09-03 15:02:23
        If cared for properly, tomato's grow constantly. by ShadowSystems2011-09-03 17:04:59
          Hmm... by firehawk2011-09-03 17:26:12
            You trigger the following: by ShadowSystems2011-09-03 17:53:31

 

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