The Button gets pushed the first time, glows green, clicks, hums, and goes dark.
(All subsequent pushes will be dealt with as they happen, after you post that they've happened.)
The World shifts slightly & you blink.
You and the monkeys have been moved.
This World appears like a tranquil, pastoral place of knee-deep golden grass, low trees, and grazing cows that don't even startle at your arrival.
The nearest one looks up, still chewing her cud.
She finishes, swallows, clears her throat, & says in perfect English "You're late. Go see Jeff in Accounting before the Boss finds out you're here, or you'll *never* get out of here."
With that, she goes back to grazing & wanders off.
Looking about, one of the trees suddenly sprouts a sign that reads "Accounting Department ---->" pointing towards a small pond across from it on the opposite side of the cows.
You look, find the pond, and a turtle sits atop a rock, sunning itself.
At your approach, the turtle turns it's head & asks "If you're here to see Jeff, he's in a meeting with the Boss. If you'd care to wait, he'll be with you after the meeting."
The turtle nods at another rock, and closes it's eyes, craning it's face to the sun...
Congratulations! Don't use it all in one spot! =-D
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