(Push One) The Button glows a pleasant green, clicks, hums for a moment, and goes dark.
(Push Two) The Button glows Yellow, clicks, hums, and goes dark.
(Push Three) The Button glows Orange, clicks, hums deeper, then goes dark.
You now have one bat wing growing out between your shoulderblades, an extra set of arms pointing straight-out sideways from your hips, and believe that you are a 45 year old woman named Margret who lives in Hoboken, New Jersey in a single room mushroom in a park near a subway entrance that you SWEAR is a Troll Lair & must keep people from falling victim.
You do this by flinging feces down into the "Lair", shouting at anyone trying to enter, and anyone coming out you think has been turned into "TrollSpawn" and must be beaten with the rubber chicken you always carry in your bra for JUST such situations.
Congratulations! Don't use it all in one spot! =-D |
