"I am poor" and can't afford the V.I.P. treatment.
Hell, I can't even afford the "Hobo's Bum Rush" treatment, and I can get *THAT* for free!
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Seriously though, I rarely went to such "Entertainment".
A friend of mine would take me when he went, but usually so I could be his Designated Driver and thus allow him to get s4-faced while he spent his money.
(Sighs, shrugs, smiles)
I mean, I'd get all the soft drinks I could handle, and maybe a Dance or two, but usually that was it, since *he* was paying for it.
Because if it were *my tab*, I'd never leave home.
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Back when I actually had a job that paid me some money, I sometimes had *some* to spare at the end of each month, but I tried to save it "for a rainy day" because, knowing *MY* luck, it wouldn't just rain, it'd play "Hurricane Katrina" on my a3 and I'd need all the money I could get my hands on.
So I rarely went out to such things.
Not because I don't like admiring pretty women (lord knows I do! hummina hummina hummina), but I couldn't afford to play with them.
(That, and paying to get frustrated seemed counter-productive. I mean, if I wanted to waste money on a woman who wouldn't sleep with me, I'd have stayed married. *HA!*)
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XD XD XD HAhahahahahaha...
So, the VIP treatment may be better, as I'm sure it is, but damned if *I* can afford such things.
"How much is the VIP treatment?"
It's $200 for thirty minutes.
"What can I get for... $5.25?"
I'll knee you in the nuts, steal your money, and stomp on your head before I have the Bouncer slam you into the door jam before flinging you into the parking lot.
"WOOT! It's a DEAL!"
*SNORT*
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