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Attention all pet-lovers: by Eboreg2011-09-03 06:12:03
  I have one question... by ShadowSystems 2011-09-03 06:40:19
Do they taste good?
=-D

No, no, no... wait, that's not my question.
Are those the bat-eared, big-eyed, scrunchy-nosed things that look like a cross between a Bat & an Ewok?
They had very nimble/dexterous paws, and much like raccoons, could get into damn-near anything & everything, especially *TROUBLE*.
They liked to create nest/burrows/hidey-holes under (or inside!) couches, chairs, beds, or anything that offered a modicum of protection, coupled with lots of fluffy/fuzzy/furry stuff to mash around into bedding & squishy places to rest.
They love, I mean *LOVE* anything stinky, and will *EAT* it if they enjoy the stench; your dirty laundry is a smorgasborg of smells & tastey bits.
And heaven help you if you tried to introduce them to other pets (like cats or dogs), because they were almost *psychoticly* territorial, and would *SHRED* the other animal without hesitation...

If *THAT* is the animal I'm thinking of, then I wouldn't suggest getting one as a pet either...
Not unless you're a SadoMasochistic *freak* that *ENJOYS* a "pet" that doubles as Cerberus with PMS.
*cough*
=-)p
[ Reply ]
    Judging from the video clips - Yes it is. (n/t) by shargo2011-09-03 09:37:32
    They're not that bad by Eboreg2011-09-03 11:23:42

 

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