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Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by themadkansan 2011-08-29 00:44:32

<--------- Illiways --------->

*unlocks Illiways*

Dunno what the regular proprietor's schedule is today, so I went ahead and unlocked things.If she be in later, well and good - til then, things are self-serve since I'm going to try and sleep a bit. Need to get myself off this oddball schedule...

*Places self-serve sign on counter, curls up in corner with blankit and pillow*

// Stack of newspapers: 

 
Aftonbladet                    Hufvudstadsbladet            Spiegel International
Algemeen Dagblad               Hurriyet                     der Standard
Anchorage Daily News           La Côte                      Star Tribune
Aftenposten                    Los Angeles Times            Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Avisa Nordland                 Le matin                     Sun-Sentinel
BBC                            L'impartial                  The Sydney Morning Herald
Berliner Zeitung               Markham Economist  Sun       Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          Milliyet                     The Local
China Daily                    Morgunbladid                 De Telegraaf
CNet Tech News                 The Moscow Times             The Telegraph
Cumhuriyet                     Neue Zürcher Zeitung         The Times
Dagbladet                      The New York Times           The Toronto Star
The Edmonton Sun               The New Zealand Herald       The Toronto Sun
Financial Times Deutschland    Die Nordwest Zeitung         VG
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung NU                           Volkskrant
Frankfurter Rundschau          politiken.dk                 Wall Street Journal
Göteborgs-Posten               Pravda (English)             Washington Post
The Guardian                   Radio Nederland Wereldomroep Gulf News
Hallands Nyheter               El Pais                      Helsingin Sanomat
Het Parool                     Izvestiya                    Tubantia

[ Reply ]
  Thanks, TMK. Hollyberry won't be back 'til by wwill2011-08-29 00:56:26
    Hey, I said nothing. I got what I want. by firehawk2011-08-29 01:08:25
      *drops 76754827548248762598-pound weight on zmoby* by themadkansan2011-08-29 01:15:16
        See? SEE HOW WE GET TREATED?! by firehawk2011-08-29 01:19:28
          *drops herd of concrete cowz on zbomy* by themadkansan2011-08-29 01:26:17
          Well, probably a less smelly kind of world. by wwill2011-08-29 01:26:27
            *drops febreze-bomb on zobmy* by themadkansan2011-08-29 01:29:49
              Good thinking, deoderize them to bits. (n/t) by wwill2011-08-29 01:49:13
                *loadz moar bomz* by themadkansan2011-08-29 01:55:42
                  *shambles behind TMK* by diginferno2011-08-29 02:24:06
                    *dropz alternate universe on stoopy zmobi* by themadkansan2011-08-29 02:34:26
                      But those come in all sizes. This one was by wwill2011-08-29 02:44:11
                        ~>X[ by themadkansan2011-08-29 02:49:56
                          You picked it up? Didn't you see what by wwill2011-08-29 03:06:10
        Hmmm ... by ideur2011-08-29 05:40:45
  *grabs a BAS* by Cokish2011-08-29 02:32:30
    Should be there on the shelf by the sugar. by themadkansan2011-08-29 02:37:17
      You mean the bottle of Jack Daniels ? by Cokish2011-08-29 04:56:30
        Whole shelf of it. by themadkansan2011-08-29 05:17:28
  Hi TMK, thanks for opening! by NDwight2011-08-29 05:14:51

 

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