The striped-roof pavillion tents with flags fluttering in the breeze, the smells of Carnival Foods wafting past your nose, the sounds of the Fairway a delightfull cacaphony in the ears, and the calls of all the Hawkers vying for your attention...
There's a Main Pavillion Tent where Good Food is being served as an All You Can Eat Buffet, non-alcoholic drinks from the Servers, & hundreds of picknick tables set out in rows.
There's a Band playing requests off to one side of the MPT, and right now they're in the middle of a roudy rendition of Elvis' most popular.
There are Animal Rides, Farm Exibits, a Science Fair tent with Bill Nye style hands-on fun, and all manner of "State Fair"-style attratctions & fun.
There's the normal run of ring toss, shoot the hoops, balloon popping, prize-winning games that you can win everything from stuffed animals, robotic goldfish, or a case of sunburn by playing.
The Rides are an impressive array of every shape, size, kind, and level of excitement generating you could ever hope for.
From things that a child would be delighted at, all the way up to stuff that make brave men wet themselves in fear over.
And above it all is the massive Ferris Wheel.
Covered in bunting, banners, flashing lights, & looking like it scrapes the *MOON* at it's apex.
It's so big that there's no waiting in line, because there are *SO* many seats along it's circumference that it would takes *millions* of devouted fans to fill it to capacity.
Takes a plate of food, a tankard of drink, a silly hat from a passing vendor, & sits down at a table.
Takes a bit of Fried Twinkie, a sip of Banana Milkshake, & adjusts the hat to a more rakish angle.
COME ONE! COME ALL! TO THE GREATEST UFIE CARNIVAL ON EARTH!
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