Format: three panel black and white (integrated because UF is not prejudice)comic.
Centred over the middle panel in bold type is comic title, "Cartoon for Mar 31, 2011"
Left justified over the first panel is the by line "USER FRIENDLY by Illiad"
Between the first and second panel, aligned in a vertical manner and fully justified is the copyright notice (using the old style bracket, small c, close bracket, since JD couldn't find the © symbol on his Tandy keyboard)

First Panel: Having read my comments last week about his inability to draw butts, Both characters this week are hiding their tushes. On the left, half in the panel is Stef, all you can see is his face (and bad hair), tie, and the front of his pants. Just to the right of centre is Greg sporting his scraggly beard and mullet. His butt is hidden tactically by a desk and monitor. The monitor is a 21 inch CRT. Judging from the lay out of the vents on the back, the cable placement, and the specs panel we conclude he is using an NEC monitor.
Greg has his arms crossed in a defensive body language. There is a banner hanging on the wall above Greg, and a flag that is...well if you extend the flag pole to it's logical end, would be embedded where Greg's butt should be. The Banner reads "GeeK PRIDE" (first and last letters in Geek are capitalized, and all of PRIDE is capitalized in case JAWS forgets to tell you). The flag which is blowing in the wind (in the office? from Greg's butt?) reads "proud to be geeks" All in lower case - JD used up his quota of capitals on the banner.
Stef: Geek Pride day?

Middle or Second panel: Stef has stepped into the frame, we now see him in full in profile, his booty is looking very white (ie, non existent). Incorporating the latest Neuro-Linguistic Programming techniques, Stef is matching Greg's posture with arms crossed over his chest. Here I'd like to note that both Stef and Greg need to get to the gym and work on developing their pecs.
Stef: You must be joking. Pray tell what it is you could possibly be proud of? (does anyone actually say "Pray Tell" any more?)
Greg: Expressing his inner-aspergers, stares off into space, or more accurately at Stef's hair. Probably thinking what it would look like if he lit it on fire with all the oil in Stef's hair.

Third and final panel: Greg is in the same position, pinned to the floor by the flagpole through his butt like an insect pinned in a display. Stef is gesturing with his left hand in what could be called a "pull my finger" gesture.
Greg: We're nothing like you?
Stef: HEY! if you're not in Sales you're Overhead!

If we carefully rotate the monitor on Greg's desk, we can see that Greg was posting naughty jokes on IRC forums.

>GeekGreg1978: Why does a one story bordello make more money than a two story bordello?
>StudlyDude: dunno why?
>Skybalker: Give.
>NastyGrrrl: Whats a bordello?
>GeekGreg1978: Because a one story bordello has no effin' overhead.
>GreenOnion: Bawahaha
>Skybalker: Ohhhh /me thwaps GeekGreg with trout
>NastyGrrrl: IDGI Whats a bordello?
>GeekGreg1978: Meh, MarketNerd is coming, Catch you later
>StudlyDude: you should try and give him away on ebay. :-D