You've been doing taxes all morning, decide to call someone for lunch, and can't figure out why it's not dialing...
Then you realize you've been dialing the calculator the entire time.
=-)p
YKYTW:
You try to change channels on the tv with the garage door opener.
You try to eat lunch, find the food a little nasty, and realize you've been gnawing on the table decorations.
You try to brush your teeth with your toilet brush.
You insert money into the machine, punch at the buttons for a soda, and realize you're standing at the laundry soap dispenser.
You step up to the counter, order a burger, fries, and a soda... and the counter person asks "Would you like a Withdrawl with that?"
You stand trying to put the key in the car door lock, only to realize it's not the car key you're using... and it's not *YOUR* car.
You try to get dressed, get to work, and the boss asks you since when "Hello Kitty Footie PJ's" have been business attire...
=-)p
*Mega Hugs*
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