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No, no it's not... | by tonyz | 2011-02-17 07:35:52 |
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Then every time they ask, double the price... | by shadowsystems | 2011-02-17 08:04:48 |
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by Baenlynn |
2011-02-17 09:57:12 |
You don't want to scare them away... at least not that quickly.
Invite them in, talk to them about it, make them a cup of coffee, get to know them a little then when they start to think: 'Hey, didn't I want to buy that thing?' SPRING THE TRAP!
They ask about it and you say: 'hang on I've gotta go get some paperwork' Then leg it down the street. After about two minutes longer than it should've taken you to do whatever, send your SO/Eldest in with a blunt object waving it about and screaming: 'Who are you! WHO ARE YOU! I'm calling the cops!'
Let them calm your partner in crime down, and when they get to mentioning you they heft their club once again and say: 'What the h4 are you talking about? He's been dead for years.'
Works out doubly good if it's a car attracting this much interest. When it's you doing the talking, mention that the car has a history some guy was working on it when it rolled off the wheel stands and killed him. Of course your confederate will confirm this as how you died. |
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That requires leaving them alone in the house... | by shadowsystems | 2011-02-17 11:52:02 |
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