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Something to chuckle about. =-)p by ShadowSystems2011-02-12 18:34:17
  i have to admit, your GM is pretty good by Nightwind2011-02-12 18:50:49
    Torg negotiated a promotion & raise. =-D by ShadowSystems 2011-02-12 19:19:40
After the battle was over, he got to go up a level, and came away with enough loot to get some slightly better gear.
The funny thing was that he was the only person to survive the battle.
There were LOTS of Cannon Fodder to go through; Torg's Great Cleave Feat got a LOT of use.
So Torg had to take all the loot to the town, sell it, hire a Cleric to come back & help the others.
While the Cleric was busy doing this, Torg went back to town and spent the rest of the loot on his gear.
(He failed his Concentration Check to summon the 20th Level Cleric that the party normally uses to do all the healing for free.)
And because he is Chaotic Stupi....errr, Chaotic Neutral, he spent the loot on himself. =-)p hahaha
The others weren't happy at the loss of treasure, but Torg said "Torg spend loot to heal your dead butts. Torg no spend loot, you not here to b5. Torg spend loot, you here to b5, and Torg have new shiney."
They couldn't argue too well with "I spent the money to rez your dead a3'es, so STFU."
XD XD XD
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