Greg is standing in front of his computer with his headset on, his hands in his pockets, and he is on the phone with a customer.
Greg: Tech support, Greg speaking.
Customer: Hello, my computer screen went all blue on me and I don't like it.
Greg: Well I can't say I BLAME you, you just suffered the Blue Screen of Death, a fatal error under Windows.
Customer: You're telling ME. Blue looks just HIDEOUS with a beige frame. How do I change it to a prettier colour?
Greg (annoyed): Do you like black? Move the power switch to "off."
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