The oldest of my existing two, I named Darth Diesel. Why? It's black, it looks vaguely evil, and it has a diesel engine.

The other one is irrelevant, as I never named it.

The new one is a brand-new white hatchback version of both of my existing ones.

I've considered transferring the "Darth Diesel" name (and plate) over to the new one, as it's my considered opinion that Sith can wear white too, for disguise and deception, but some of my friends have taken issue with this, and I can see their objections.

So, what to name my new one?

Here's the car, for inspiration: klunk, klank, and splorch.