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Serious question about baby creation by Spisefisken2010-05-12 12:50:26
  Several things: by SnArL 2010-05-12 14:05:45
Drink plenty of fluids
Exercise
Eat healthy (lots of leafy green veggies...also, celery is rumored to help a lot)

And for the one that will garner me some really funny looks:
During her "off-peak hours" (when her fertility is low), have LOTS of sex (or play Fist Of Fury). SEVERAL times per day. About 3-5 days before she hits her peak fertility, abstain for that period. There should be a significant increase in seminal volume.
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